Rich American Blues

I broke my iPhone
Yeah, I smashed the screen
I won’t be texting ya baby
Broken iPhone makes me scream

So I’m singing the blues
Yeah the rich, American blues
I’m singing those blues, baby
Those filthy rich American blues

Oh baby, I’m so so so sorry
We can’t watch CSI tonight
I forgot to set the TiVo
Catchin it on Netflix just ain’t right

So I’m singing the blues
Yeah the rich, American blues
I’m singing those blues, baby
Those filthy rich American blues

I can’t believe there ain’t no 4G
The iPad still don’t have no USB
Why can’t Siri find me a job, baby
Is this the future or 1850?

So I’m singing the blues
Yeah the rich, American blues
I’m singing those blues, baby
Those filthy rich American blues

The power’s done gone out now
Lost my wifi too, oh baby
Just don’t know what I’ll do
I’m really bored now, my baby

So I’m singing the blues
Yeah the rich, American blues
I’m singing those blues, baby
Those filthy rich American blues

The Internet just won’t load now
My torrent download is crawlin’
The Xbox failed to connect, oh baby
Guess I won’t be Halo brawlin’

So I’m singing the blues
Yeah the rich, American blues
I’m singing those blues, baby
Those filthy rich American blues

Baby, I’m singing the blues
Yeah the rich, American blues
I’m singing those blues, baby
Those filthy rich American blues