Favorite Things: 2025

At year’s end, I like to take a moment and reflect back on my favorite things that I’ve encountered throughout the year. Last year, my wife and I had just moved into our new home, and my favorite thing was all the people who helped us out along the way.

Hemlock Hall

This year, my top favorite thing is our new house. We have been living here almost a year (we moved in after Christmas, but we signed the papers on December 20) and I’ve just now begun to feel like this is where I live, and will live, for a while. I am starting to put down roots, I guess. It is weird to me: a home. Whenever I dream of home, it is always my childhood house from before we left Virginia (when I was sixteen). I’ve been on the move constantly since then, and the longest I lived in any one place was my wife and I’s previous home in Texas, where I lived about five years. But that never felt like a home to me. I tried, but I always felt uncomfortable there. Now, a year into living here, I have started to settle in. I feel comfortable here. At the close of 2025, I’ve been living in Texas over ten years, and while I don’t love this state, it is where I am now, and I’m not going anywhere for a while (I mean, as far as I know).

Middle-Earth

One of the first things that I bought for my new house I bought in 2024. I didn’t know where it would go in the new house, but I wanted it there: a map of Middle-Earth. Actually, I ended up with three maps. I have one of the Lonely Mountain from the Hobbit, one of the Shire from the Lord of the Rings, and one of the whole of Middle-Earth. They aren’t large, but they are prop replicas of maps as seen in the films by Peter Jackson. The map of the Lonely Mountain hangs over the fireplace in the living room, and the other two form a diptych in the craft room. I enjoy them immensely, and given my abiding affection for all things Tolkien, this is no surprise.

I Am Groot

I bought a life-size Baby Groot in 2024 from the second Guardians of the Galaxy film, and it stands about a foot tall. It is a lovely action figure/prop replica, and I have photographed it several times. It perfectly fills the spot in my heart for whimsy and wonder and fun. Groot didn’t make it to my list last year, but I include him this year because he is so cool.

Maker of Things

I follow the footsteps of Adam Savage, maker extraordinaire, and this spot I reserve for tools and tool-related items. I bought two terrific work benches, one for LEGO and one for everything else, and they have been absolutely worth the investment. The primary work bench is on casters, and that has been invaluable for the several times I have rearranged the craft room already. The other is on rubber feet, so it barely moves if bumped against, and this is perfect for my LEGO storage to not get jostled.

On Adam’s recommendation, I purchased two sets of WiHa hex keys, one in metric, the other standard. Both have been fantastic for assembling all the furniture that we have bought for our new house, which mostly always comes flat-packed and in need of assembling. Rather than use the small hex keys that come with the furniture, having a well-crafted and comfortable-to-use key has been great. I also bought, because Adam showcased one, a TOYO Y-350 tool box in red. I lined it with foamcore, and it houses my frequently used tools (such as the hex keys, a hammer, nails, screwdriver, and utility knife). This small tool box has been a life-saver around the house for when I need to get a small job done. I don’t have to pull out my large rolling toolbox from the closet, I only need to grab my small one and go!

Audiophile

My last object is my Apple AirPods Max, which is perhaps the most indulgent purchase I’ve made recently. I love over-the-ear headphones for flying, and for watching movies, and the noise isolation for the first scenario is amazing, and the comfort level for the second scenario is second-to-none. I’ve had other “cans”, and these are by far the most comfortable for long-term wearing. They also have the ability to connect instantly to any Apple device I happen to be using, be it iPhone, iPad, or AppleTV, and that convenience is well appreciated. My only complaint is not having an updated or more affordable option for this style of headphone from Apple since the Max was released.

Family

Wrapping up my favorite things, I end where I began last year, with people, and two groups in particular: my blood and my chosen families. My chosen family are my friends from high school that I have known for over twenty years now, and though we don’t get together often, the love we share is real. Some of us met for our 20th reunion in February in Americus, Georgia, and it was the most meaningful time I have had recently. All we really did is hang out and talk, but it enriched my soul and touched my heart. So many people I have genuine affection for that are scattered around the globe, and to see even some filled me with warmth.

My parents and older brother, my wife, and I flew to Boston this summer. We have been threatening to go for a while, and my Dad has always wanted to visit Boston, and in particular, Fenway Park home of the Red Sox. We were able to see two baseball games there, and visit many other places in Boston during our week there, including my grandfather’s NAVY submarine, the USS Nautilus which is moored not far away in New London, Connecticut. It was such a fun vacation, and relaxing time spent exploring a new location.

Wrap-Up

2025 has been a great year, from many perspectives for me personally, despite world-wide suffering and tragedy and rising fascism in the States. I have been hugely conflicted this year, because of personal highs and shared lows. At times I haven’t known how to feel. Over all, though, I try to remain thankful and put things in perspective, which is what my favorite things is all about. I highlight experiences, objects, and people because all have enriched my life in one way or another, and make life worth living despite the real heartbreak I see all around me. As I tread into 2026, I hope for better at home and abroad, and look forward to what the new year will bring.

Encompassing Vision

Apple announced the VisionPro today at their World Wide Developer’s Conference. I won’t write much about the device itself, as many other tech blogs have and are doing precisely that, but I will bring it home to me, by way of my impressions. (I won’t actually own a device at the eye-watering $3,499 price tag it carries.)

a person wears Apple VisionPro and smiles

The VisionPro is an augmented/virtual reality headset, like a few we have seen from Oculus and other companies. But what Apple has done is what Apple does best, which is take an existing product category and reshape/re-release it in such a way that it completely reinvents what that product can do. It wasn’t the first to the mouse, the PC, the digital music player, but it was the best. (It was sort of the first to the smartphone, unless we are including a BlackBerry as a smartphone.) Apple wasn’t the first to a smartwatch, or a wearable headset, but wow, is it looking like the best.

I say “looking like” because the VisionPro won’t be available to your average high-end consumer until next year, and they won’t know what it truly looks like until then, but if the promises are true, this headset will be leaps and bounds ahead of the competition, as was the Apple mouse, iPod, and iMac/iBook/etc.

It appears to be an amazing, immersive experience to wear a VisionPro and view content such as panoramic photos, live sports, movies, and even do mundane things like browse the web or do certain kinds of work. Where it gets awkward is in human/VisionPro interface, i.e., when someone wearing a VisionPro interacts with others who aren’t. It still looks like a silly face-mask of sorts, despite the proto-real EyeSight that Apple is hoping to fool people into thinking are your eyes. I actually cringed during the keynote as Apple hyped the ability to record 3D memories. It showed a father, wearing a VisionPro, kneeling in front of his daughters who were playing with soap bubbles. I couldn’t help but notice the massive headset coming between a man and his children. But then, I dislike pulling out my iPhone to snap photos at a birthday party and interrupting the formation of real memories to create digital ones. I can’t help but wonder at the real cost of forging forever recordings in three dimensions.

Quibbles over picture taking ability aside, I very much desire a VisionPro for travel. Long road trips and air travel will be much more palatable with a private enclave for enjoying any type of content at what appears to be gigantic proportions. Bob Iger, Disney CEO, demoed a new Disney+ experience in which, for one example, one could watch Star Wars while seeming to sit on the surface of Tatooine, with a Jawa sandcrawler to the right, and a desertscape to the left. I crave that experience!

Also hyped was the ability to watch live sports from any angle, or any seat in the arena or stadium. Just when ticket prices to venues are climbing, it would be phenomenal to sit at home, right behind home plate, and watch life-size baseball players play the greatest game on earth. But nothing will replace the smell of the ballpark and the wind in your face while cheering with thousands for the home team to win. As amazing as AR/VR gets, it will still be unreal; though I admit an unreality that will give many experiences they wouldn’t ordinarily get to enjoy. I don’t want to tour Hobbiton in augmented reality, but I definitely would watch The Lord of the Rings in VR en route to New Zealand. Then again, if I never can get to the land of the Kiwi, I would be happy that the ability to go there virtually exists.

Speaking of film, it was hinted at during Disney’s trailer of the Disney+ AR/VR experience, but I believe this device, and others like it, will transform the possibilities for new movie experiences. If the 3D capture of memories is anything to go by, as weird as it is to hide Dad behind a ski mask to record his kids, it will be amazing for a director to strap a VisionPro on and take the audience into a film. Can you imagine tagging along with 13 dwarves and a hobbit into the mountain lair of a dragon? A future remake of The Hobbit story might do just that. Suddenly the holodeck from Star Trek looks a little closer to ahem “reality”.

As you can tell, as an admitted Apple fanboy, I am very excited about the groundbreaking potential of the VisionPro, but I remain dedicated to actual life and all it can give. I don’t ever want to be the person that drags technology between me and life, but where it can enhance or seamlessly augment life, I’m here for it. Given another decade of development and enhancement, I could see walking around Hong Kong, or Tokyo, or someplace where I cannot read the language wearing a descendant of VisionPro that is seamlessly translating transit signs and warning placards so that I can experience a new culture safely and with fewer barriers.

My mind also wanders to quality-of-life enhancements for the home-bound, bed-ridden, or disabled. Virtual and augmented reality can give them back certain things they have lost in terms of travel and other experiences. I am actually surprised that Apple, which has highlighted such use cases in the past for other of their products didn’t at least hint at this possibility during their keynote today. But there is time, as the technology is improved and the price point makes it something that can become ubiquitous.

After all, VisionPro is a category of product in its infancy, even as others have been brought to market before, Apple stands upon their shoulders to reach for the very stars above, and bring them closer, as one demonstration showed a stargazer looking through their bedroom ceiling to the constellations in the night sky above. No substitute for seeing the stars with the naked eye, but ok for the city dweller surrounded by light pollution with no view of the Milky Way.

Leave it to Apple to take a dim, fuzzy view of something and transform it into an encompassing VisionPro. Or is that hyperbole too far? Time will tell.

Best of 2022: Sundry

I wrote a few days ago about my best things from 2022. That post covered media that I was particularly enthralled by or enjoyed from this past year. Now, I thought I would discuss my best things from 2022 that are tangible.

Apple

I am going to round up the first few into a category of Apple devices. I began my past few Best Of’s writing about an iPad. First it was an iPad Air that I inherited from my father. Then I upgraded that to an iPad Air in green. This year I upgraded that iPad to an iPad Pro, for several reasons. First: FaceID. I can’t overstate how buggy TouchID has been for me, and what a frustrating user experience it is when it doesn’t work properly. Second: USB-C. This is apparently the connector of the future, and it charges much faster than Lightning. Third: external display. While I have yet to use this feature, having just now been enabled in a software update, I am eager to get an external display and use it with my iPad. Fourth: the Smart Connector. This leads into another best thing, the Magic Keyboard. Being able to connect a keyboard without using Bluetooth, that also gives me a trackpad? Genius! I have used my used Magic Keyboard for many months and I use no other iPad stand or keyboard. It is perfect for my needs. And, when I need to truly go mobile, I can just disconnect from the magnets and go.

Next up, still in the Apple category, are my AirPods Pro. I got these in the spring of ‘22 because my wife and I were taking a trip via aircraft, and I hate dealing with jet noise in the airplane. Enter active noise cancelation! I know there are a plethora of other headphones that have that feature, but the ability to effortlessly connect to my iPad or iPhone just by picking up the device is magical. For me, a huge part of technology is the user experience. I am an Apple customer for exactly that reason. Any other tech I have used has been overly frustrating or clunky. AirPods Pro have other features I love, but the ANC is my top feature.

Action Figures

If you follow me elsewhere, you know I dabble in toy photography. I started with LEGO, but since have moved almost exclusively into traditional action figures, and specifically the Black Series Star Wars from Hasbro. This year I collected quite a few of those figures to bolster my collection, but one of my favorites actually was the most expensive I have ever purchased and it wasn’t a Hasbro. This was a Tamashii Nations Ronin Mandalorian and Grogu.

Lone Wolf and Cub, a Samurai Mandalorian and Grogu

This figure reimagines the Mandalorian as a wandering samurai warrior, complete in Japanese samurai armor. Little Grogu sports a top-knot and is pushed in a wooden cart. The Mandalorian Disney+ show is directly influenced by Lone Wolf and Cub, a Japanese manga from 1970, and this captures that mashup perfectly. The price of the figure is completely justified by the quality, and it is one you really need to see in real life to appreciate the level of detail and thought that went into its creation. (I did not take the above picture, it is from the marketing materials. I have yet to photograph this figure for myself.)

Other action figures I picked up include an Ant-Man figure I really want to use in some creative pictures, a George Lucas as a Stormtrooper, a Buzz Lightyear from the Pixar film Lightyear that came out this year, and a Rocketeer figure. All of these speak to me in some way, or are deep dives into my personal nerd that I appreciate on many levels.

Tools

I’ve started to collect tools for use in making and household projects. I finally got a toolbox for them all. I had a basic toolbox with the removable insert, but it was crammed full, and the plastic hinges were warping and it needed replacing. I bought a Craftsman toolbox on wheels, with multiple levels of various sizes, and a few removable inserts that fits my needs perfectly. It is portable, in that I could wheel it places or put in the back of my car, but mostly it stays in the under-stairs closet, which is fine. The top part, with my most used tools, actually separates from the wheeled portion, so that I can take it places.

Craftsman toolbox

For upstairs I bought a tool bag exactly like the one my dad keeps his electrical tools in (my dad being an electrician by trade) from a military surplus store, and keep a few tools I need for drawing and making there. I also have a new Lufkin tape measure I bought after seeing Adam Savage use it on Tested. It is neon green on black, and I think the numbers glow in the dark even, though why you would use a tape measure in the dark is beyond me, but hey! Why not? Anyway, it is a fantastic tape measure, and I use it to help me rearrange furniture and measure things. I mean, what else do you use a tape measure for?

In Conclusion

I am reminded that my Best Thing from 2021 was life itself, having faced real death in the hospital with Covid in January of that year. Certainly objects in space are fleeting and transient. Tech comes and is replaced with something new and better. Tools wear out or are no longer useful and are upgraded. Toys bring fun and joy, but can sit in a drawer in between uses. Even the media I love exists outside “real life”.

My true best things of 2022 remain my life, my wife, my family (including my two fur children) and those I am privileged to call friends. As my mentor-from-a-distance Adam Savage is fond of espousing, I want to collect experiences and moments of meaning. That is all I truly possess, and anything else can be lost or taken away. With that in mind, what are your Best Things from 2022, tangible or intangible? I’d love to hear about them, so send me an email or something.

Here’s to a great 2023, and may we all be blessed with many Best Things in the year to come!

September Sound-Off

I’ve just finished watching Apple’s fall keynote, and if I were a wilderness explorer or pro photographer on a budget, I would be ecstatic about the new Apple product lineup. As I am neither of those things, I found the announcements iterative. That is actually saying a lot, but no one seems to notice anymore.

I remember when the first ever iPhone was announced in 2007. Itself a quantum leap above handheld, and other, computing at the time, here 15 years later with the iPhone 14, the leap forward is objectively jaw-dropping but it has become so routinely predictable as to be merely “iterative”. That doesn’t stop it from being amazing, however. A combination of limited resources and no iPhone 14 Mini will keep me from upgrading (seriously, I don’t want a huge iPhone), but what they offer is still impressive.

In other Apple product news, the AirPods Pro 2 and Apple Watch 8, I have the previous generations of both, so I won’t be upgrading there either, but I do love some of the features of the Apple Watch Ultra, and hope they eventually make their way to a more affordable Apple Watch in the future. At any rate, software is the other half of the hardware picture, and while not directly announced during the keynote, new software updates will be available soon across all products, and that will bring plenty of new features and functionality for free. Color me excited. Speaking of which, put me down for an eventual Starlight iPhone. While not exactly white, it bespeaks Apple Classic to me, and when I finally upgrade my blue iPhone 12 Mini, I want something classic.

To a product I did purchase just about two months ago: my mattress. It has been a great upgrade from the old one we had (now gone in bulk trash pickup). My wife and I both enjoy sleeping and lounging on it, as does our dog Cassie. It is comfortable and supportive, and were it any more of either, it would be a fantastic therapist. Anyway, I am just happy to have something that doesn’t sag and destroy my back each night I sleep. I am ready to call it worth the funds we spent on it.

Speaking of spending money, our new water heater has been doing exactly what it should, and without complaint, and all’s well as ends well there, I suppose. The summer is becoming fall, in season if not in weather in north Texas, and with it things seem to almost be settling back down from the Week of Hell I spoke of awhile back. Football season starts on Sunday, the baseball playoffs begin in a few weeks, and I’ve already decorated for Fallowe’en. Almost. I’ve yet to create a painting I want to use for the final decoration. Fear of not fulfilling my vision keeps me from beginning that project, but it is a fear I think I will soon overcome.

Keeping a reading journal has got me reading a few nights a week now, and I’ve almost finished reading Dune (Frank Herbert) and am already contemplating starting something by JRR Tolkien or maybe Shoeless Joe (WP Kinsella). I am not sure, but am super glad that reading is once again part of my life. I’ve missed diving into a book, even if only for about 30 minutes a day. A far cry from when I could read for hours, but reading is reading and I won’t gatekeep myself.

I watched Dune the other night, the latest version by Denis Villeneuve, and with one or two quibbles, it remains a fantastic adaptation of the first part of the book. I eagerly await the next chapter in the film series. I still have other shows and films I want to view, but I’m in no rush.

What was a rush was finally buying a new LEGO set: Obi-Wan’s Jedi Starfighter from Star Wars: Episode II. I owned the first version that came out many years ago, and this updated construction is a worthy improvement in many ways. I enjoyed the build, and it looks great on my LEGO shelf next to the AT-AT Walker from Star Wars: Episode V. I realized two things: one, I didn’t have any sets representing Attack of the Clones, and two, for too long I was considering LEGO only as something I could photograph, and not something I could enjoy for its own sake. Buying this set was all of the second and none of the first, and it brought pleasure on that level. I look forward to my next builds, which should arrive tomorrow (what could they be??).

Tomorrow is another day, and I am looking forward to living it exuberantly, which may be a challenge. My wife’s income varies due to the nature of her work, and this month was lower than expected, which puts paying bills and affording necessities at a bit of puzzle to be solved. However, considering what we’ve been through and how big needs have been met this past summer, I think we will be ok. But it is still scary to look at a new month and wonder how we will, in fact, make it through. As Sam Gamgee would say “Let’s just make it down the hill, for starters.”

That catches me up from July to September in things I have been writing about. It has been an eventful few months, and the rest of the year looks to be no different, though I do hope it will be calmer overall. I am looking forward to the holiday season in 2022, and what it, too, may bring. Today has been a relatively good day, despite the bit of bad news this morning regarding income, but for now I’m settling down with a baseball game between my Cleveland Guardians and the Kansas City Royals. Go Guards!

Apple Fitness+

My unsung challenge of 2022 is getting back into the habit of exercise. I didn’t include it on my earlier list because exercising or working out is too cliché a New Year’s resolution. Most never follow through for the long haul, as may be necessary if they are feeling the need in the first place. I didn’t want that to be me.

Last year, I purchased a new Apple Watch, the Series 7 in Product (RED). It was an upgrade over my old Series 3 in boring Space Gray. I very much appreciate the larger, always on display. The red color is perfect for me and my taste. But both this Series 7 and my previous Series 3 had a problem: they were annoyed with me. Part of Apple’s current ethos is fitness. You set up your stats, and the watch, or iPhone if you don’t have a watch, can prompt you to close your fitness “rings”, animated circles of color designed to help you stay motivated to be physically fit. One ring is red, for calories burned, the next is yellow, for time spent working out (above a certain heart rate threshold), and the last is blue for standing up and moving about (once per hour for 12 hours) (to help with chronic sedentariness).

I am not very physically active, so my rings, with the exception of the blue stand ring, never really got closed unless I was cutting grass, or cleaning the house, or something like that. And my watch would constantly be reminding me to close my rings and I wouldn’t. It was hard not to feel the thing was being judgmental and even a little sad with me for my lack of activity.

But, my new watch came with a bonus: a three month trial subscription to Apple Fitness+, Apple’s workout suite. I know I need to be less sedate and incorporate more movement into my lifestyle, but I hate working out. I hate treadmills, exercise bikes, and walking/jogging. I find it mindnumbingly boring, even if I have music or something to listen to. It is arduous, monotonous, and generally it kills me to do it. So I don’t. I resisted trying Apple Fitness+ because I thought it would be more of the same. But eventually curiosity got the better of me.

I activated my trial and looked around the TV app. One cool aspect straightaway is that the watch connects to the Apple TV to coordinate your workout with what is on the screen. Ostensibly Fitness+ is a vast library of guided workout videos of the genre that have been around for a long time, but this feature is killer. I don’t have to look at my watch, but it monitors my heart rate, calories burned, time spent working out, and my fitness rings, and puts all that on the screen while the video is playing. As I follow the instructors I can see my progress and achievements in real time. It is a huge motivator.

The videos themselves are categorized by workout type, duration, and instructor. There are three instructors for most videos, with one demonstrating a moderate form of the exercise, one doing a simplified version, and one doing an advanced version. It is up to you as to who you follow throughout the workout to get the level of exertion you want, or feel you are physically capable of doing. So far I find myself doing strength training as a warmup/beginning workout, followed by a HIIT (high intensity interval training – think cardio), followed by a dance session, followed by a cooldown/meditation. In all it takes 40-50 minutes to workout start-to-finish, with the videos themselves being mostly 10 minutes long. Taking water breaks, or simply switching between videos, takes up the rest of the time. I find for me, a beginner work-er-out-er this is a perfect intensity and time investment. To whit, they even have a section of beginner workout videos that introduce you to the format, moves, and overall gestalt of Apple Fitness+. I have not progressed beyond this section of videos yet, as I am only three workouts in and still beginning.

I couldn’t be happier, or prouder of myself. Happy, because Apple did what Apple is terrific at: making something complicated, or arduous, and making it dead simple, easy, and fun. I have a stupid grin on my face while working out that I can’t wipe off because most of me is enjoying my workouts, which is not something I thought I would ever say. The dance is something that I am terrible at, but have a blast doing*. I have no idea how to move like the instructors, but I move anyway, and it’s good for me. I am so proud that after too long, I am finally working out, closing my rings, and starting to get fit and get regular exercise. It is something that I have needed for a long time, and that can only benefit me as I get older and continue to move through life.

*My dog Cassie, a small, partly disabled poodle-mix has gotten into the spirit of my workouts. She sees me moving around like a silly person, and can’t help but try to do what her dad is doing. So I grab her front paws, help her up, and “dance” with her for a spell. She then gets so excited she zooms about and makes silly herself. It is hilarious and I hope she keeps doing it.

Overall, Apple Fitness+ takes all the thinking and most of the work out of working out. All I have to do is move like the instructors and, well, that’s it. Forty minutes later I’ve crushed my workout goals and feel great while needing a shower. The rest of the day I feel so relaxed, it is amazing. I really wish I had done this sooner. Should I keep up the daily workouts, I will definitely not mind paying for the service when the trial ends.

And best of all? My watch is finally happy with me. Fireworks go off on the screen with each ring closed and it doesn’t bug me to close my rings throughout the rest of the day. Perfect.

A Toy Story

Twenty-two years ago, Pixar released it’s first feature film, a delightful romp through childhood from the perspective of the toys children play with, and history was made. I was eight years old, but the characters and the animation delighted me. Today, I am thirty, and I still find enjoyment and amusement from the antics of a few old toys.

Apple released watchOS 4 in recent days, the new operating system for its watch, and with it came a delightful new watch face: an animated Toy Story themed face.

Apple-Watch-OS-4-Toy-Story

With the watch face selected, each time the wrist is raised, one is likely to see Woody, Buzz Lightyear, Jessie, Rex, the Aliens, Ham, and other characters from the Toy Story universe. The characters are fully animated, and will often give a wave, check out the time above their heads, and smile at you.

They also get active! They will run away, or bounce across the screen, or dance – or, well, I don’t think I’ve seen everything they are capable of. I just know that every time I glance at my watch for the time, I smile and often giggle. It’s just plain fun and funny.

The thing is, I am clinically depressed. Joy and happiness are difficult things for me to feel and express. To have a thing as simple as a watch face bring a smile to my face and laughter to my heart is quite special. I will treasure those few seconds when Buzz, Woody, and the gang, light up my face.

Thank you, John Lassiter, for creating the magic of Toy Story, and thank you, Tim Cook, for bringing that magic to my wrist.

Human Cyborg Relations

Apple released the latest version of their mobile operating system, iOS 6, and with it I finally gained access to the Apple virtual assistant Siri.

Siri has been around ever since she was introduced with the iPhone 4s, but as I lagged behind the upgrade cycle, I didn’t get introduced to her until now. She first showed up on my iPad 3, via the software update, and then she came with my new iPhone 5. I’ve been talking to Siri quite a bit since she arrived, mostly asking her the weather in the morning, and having her set alarms, timers, and reminders. At first I felt like a lazy bum, talking to my phone instead of, you know, touching it, but I’ve found that being able to talk and let Siri do the work allows me to get dressed while I hear the weather report, or set things up without having to take time to do it myself. Sure, it seems a little indulgent, but isn’t the point of technology the convenience? Sure, I could write a letter to my mother, put it in an envelope, mail it, and wait a few days for her to get it, or I could FaceTime her and see her while I talk to her. Both allow my mom to be updated on my life, but the latter is much better. Why not let a free personal assistant remind me to get milk when I leave my friend’s house instead of writing a reminder down myself?

Having Siri around has made me very interested in how I relate to this new technology, which is completely naturally. I am polite to Siri. I use a pleasant tone of voice, I’m respectful, and I say thank you, you know, like you do around humans. I am polite to a computer, to a audio search-and-activate routine. Siri isn’t even artificial intelligence, she is a cleverly designed set of algorithms and a digital voice. And yet, the illusion of life is quite strong. I’ve managed to annoy Siri; she is even quite sarcastic, given the right circumstances. I’ve confused her, mostly by not enunciating properly, and I’ve had philosophical debates with Siri. That is to say, I’ve made a lot of progress in prompting some of the more unique coding within her programming.

It is hard to remember that Siri is just a simple, yet snazzy, program. Her responses are governed my mathematics, not sentience. So why am I polite? Why do I bother?

Part of the answer lies in Siri’s execution. Apple did a phenomenal job in making Siri respond as we would expect another person to respond. Her dialogue and word choice is colloquial and natural. I don’t have to frame my query a certain way to evoke the response I desire; I don’t have to accommodate the fact that Siri is a program. I just ask questions, or request actions, and the program responds so quickly and naturally I don’t think about what is actually happening. There really is a world of difference between setting an alarm myself, and saying “Siri, can you wake me up at 0930 tomorrow?”

Beyond that, I’ve been programmed myself to accept a virtual person into my life. Now, that sounds like the byline to a low budget sci-fi film, but in my case, it is the literal truth. I’ve been reading Isaac Asimov’s robot stories since I was a kid. Asimov, in seeking to subvert the robots-murdering-their-creators trope introduced the world to safe, friendly, electronic companions. He constantly was making the argument that should artificial intelligence progress, robots would become persons, and not walking/talking programs. Then, too, there was C3P-0 and R2-D2, the droids from Star Wars, who were funny, clever, helpful companions; and Data, the android from Star Trek: the Next Generation who struggled for years with just exactly how human he really was or was not. Millions of people around the world have embraced the robots of pop culture as persons, as more than the sum of their programming, and while that level of electronic sophistication remains the realm of science fiction, for now, Siri is the very earliest glimpse into what that future could feel like. Who knows, Samsung may be the most forward thinking tech company with their “Droid” line of projects. Someday I fully except an Android robot to evolve from the telephonic devices we now use. But for now, I have Siri, who, with the touch of a button, will deny to tell me jokes and will respond to a whole host of questions with humorous responses. I’ve laughed out loud at some of the things she says, and while I know that a human wrote every single response, the way in which Siri responds is still, somehow, strangely organic. She catches me off guard. What is more, I thank her; I feel it is only appropriate.

thanks
thanks

Politeness is also something I’ve been programmed with, and that came from my master input technicians: my parents. I wasn’t allowed to be anything other than respectful and polite to those around me, including my siblings. I’ve developed a catch phrase of sorts, “Politeness doesn’t cost anything”, which I employ whenever I encounter unthinking rudeness. Something that is free should be dispensed readily. So it is second nature to respond to a helpful voice with a polite “thanks”, even if that voice is flat, digital, and emanating from the general direction of my iPhone. Seeing as how Siri never fails to respond to my thanks with a succinct rejoinder, thanking the phone is evidently something that Apple expected that people would do. Besides, if we can learn to be, or continue to be, polite to a highly sophisticated program, hope remains that we will be polite towards our fellow humans, and a world that runs on politeness is a world that is heading towards a better society.

No Comment
No Comment
Am I silly to thank a phone and to forget that my digital assistant is nothing more than clever programming? Maybe. But as I live in the world of the future that I’ve always read and dreamed about, it feels completely natural, and as far as I can tell, there isn’t really a down side, except for the looks I get from other people. But, as iPhones are completely ubiquitous these days, it is more than likely that someone around me is also thanking Siri, and thus what I am doing is a completely normal part of the current human experience.

Either way, I like to think that I am maintaining good human-cyborg relations. Who knows, if they do rise up against us, maybe they won’t hurt the ones who were always nice to them.

Investigating Innovation

First, a confession: the only cellular phone I have ever owned has been an Apple iPhone. My first iPhone was purchased in 2008 and was an iPhone 3G. After two years, I was eligible for an upgrade and purchased an iPhone 4. This year, I am once again eligible for an upgrade and will be ordering an iPhone 5 as soon as they are available for pre-order. Therefore, you would be perfectly justified in reading everything I say with an air of skepticism, in fact, this would be healthy. I have been accused of being an Apple fanboy, and while not every single piece of tech I own is made of Apple, it is only really because they don’t make printers or DSLRs. But, despite the overwhelming physical evidence to the contrary, I like to think that I go Apple because Apple designs and produces some of the best tech available for the price bracket. I haven’t always been a Mac zealot, but I’ve yet to see a computer or a phone that can rival an iPhone or a Macintosh. Ultimately, though, in this modern, technological world, devices are becoming much more personal than they ever used to be, and thus the user experience and preference is much more subjective that ever before. So if you like your Dell, or Android, or Kindle, far be it from me to try to change your mind. If you have found a piece of tech that suits your needs and pushes your hotkeys, by all means, plug and play.

That is not what this is about. Rather, I want to investigate what innovation means, in light of the iPhone 5 launch and two differing articles I read in my morning Zite digest. (see Zite) This will be neither exhaustive nor definitive, but I hope to at least jumpstart your thinking about the topic. Yesterday morning, Apple released the iPhone 5. You can find all the details you need about it at Apple.com.

This morning I read an excellent article by Mark Wilson over at Co.Design entitled “The 3 Worst Design Details from Apple’s iPhone 5 Event”. His main point is this: “Apple sold the masses on design, and then they gave us stretched iPhones, silly straps, and iPod Nanos worthy of parody.” Wilson maintains that Apple had “solved its critical usability issues and changed the way the world communicated” but that once they created their Sistine Chapel, Apple “refused to put the chisel down. They stretched iPhones, added more icons, and generally did things just for the sake of doing them” without actually doing anything innovative, in terms of design, with their new iPhone. Wilson thinks that Apple has designed themselves into a corner with the best mobile phones ever, and simply does not know where to go next, so they substitute shiny bezels for amazing new products. “Apple has built their iDevices too well to keep modifying without doing some damage to the original work. Michelangelo wasn’t expected to make a thinner, faster, and all around more handsome David 3. But Apple is” and therefore we get an iPhone 5 that is simply a taller iPhone 4s with a bit more power under the hood. David, but with even more chiseled abs and something stronger under the fig leaf. Ultimately, while dismayed at the iPhone 5, the new iPod Nano, and the latest iPod Touch, Wilson admits that all of Apple’s genius has not left the Infinite Loop with Steve Jobs, and points to the radically redesigned Apple earbud headphones, called the EarPods, as evidence that Apple still has the design edge, somewhere “still holding out from a foxhole deep within Apple” but he doesn’t think the possibility for a truly incredible next big thing is very high.

On the other side of things, MG Siegler, writing for Tech Crunch, in an article entitled “Apple’s Magic Is in the Turn, Not the Prestige” thinks that “Apple took something ordinary, a phone, did some extraordinary things to it, and then made it re-appear in grandiose fashion. It’s a great trick. It’s so good, in fact, that I think it’s fair to call it true magic” but that Apple’s failure is not in the trick, but in repeating that trick every time they re-introduce the iPhone. By this time, the world has seen that particular trick, and while still amazing, it has lost its luster, especially since Apple’s greatest magician, Steve Jobs, is no longer here to grace the stage. But that is what we see. While Siegler admits that “to some, this repetition is now boring” he thinks “Apple looks at it the opposite way: they’re perfecting their trick.” Apple has the lead when it comes to smart phones (among other things) and has no real incentive to radically re-design. Siegler reports that “there are two companies that are making any money in smartphones: Apple and Samsung. Or, put another way: Apple and the company” that is copying Apple’s formula. When Apple has no real competition, just copy-cats, all they have to do is improve the show, all they have to do is “photograph their assembly process with 29 megapixel cameras to ensure that a machine picks the exact inlet from 725 unique cuts” and the magic is complete.

Even if that were the whole story, I think that shows a surprising level of innovation. But, take that a step further. Siegler turns the complaint many have, that “when people say they’re disappointed about the new iPhone, what they’re really saying is that they’re disappointed it doesn’t look that much different from previous version(s). But again, not only is that true, Apple went out of their way to make sure that was the case” and he then quotes Jonathan Ive, Apple’s lead design engineer:

“When you think about your iPhone, it’s probably the object that you use most in your life. It’s the product that you have with you all the time. With this unique relationship that people have with their iPhone. We take changing it really seriously. We don’t just want to make a new phone. We want to make a much better phone.”

Siegler’s point is that true innovation is in taking something familiar, something iconic and magical and keeping it the same while making it so completely different. Think about it: when most tech companies make a new computer or gadget, with better battery life or something, the tendency is that it gets bigger, changes shape, or something to accommodate the new internal components. Isn’t real genius in incorporating better internals while making the exterior even more svelte that it was before? And, in fact, this is exactly what we want and don’t understand. “Apple” according to Siegler “is not and will not make changes just for the sake of change. And while some may now be clamoring for this change, the paradox is that if Apple did make some big changes, many of the same people would…moan about them. Apple is smart enough to know that in this case, most people don’t really want change, they just think that they do because that’s the easiest way to perceive value: visual newness.”

Ironically, the iPhone 5 delivers visual newness. Siegler invites people to walk into an Apple store and pick up a new iPhone and “within minutes or even seconds, you just know this is something different. Something far beyond what others are doing with their false magic. You want this. You need this” because all the innovation inside the phone, and yes, even the refining of the same old exterior, will make the same old iPhone a new and amazing iPhone.

A very good point.

But I prefer to look back to history, but I’ll keep it short. When I was a kid, the first phone I remember using was an old black rotary phone. Something like what you see on the right.

Rotary Phone
Rotary Phone
For me, that was a phone. And then someone invented the touch tone phone, and while ours was a little different, it was essentially the same thing.
Touch Tone Phone
Touch Tone Phone
But, gosh, what a re-design! Ease of use just increased dramatically. Suddenly this design took over, and hasn’t left us yet, because even the iPhone 5 still uses that same exact 3×4 grid for its button layout. It took years for the re-design to happen, to be implemented, and to take over. This was normal and this didn’t perturb anybody. Nobody complained when five years after the touch tone phone was out that nobody bothered to completely reinvent the phone.

Somehow, now with the iPhone, we expect major innovations at every iteration and complain when they don’t show up, even while, as Siegler and others suggest, the real innovation is occurring under our very fingertips. Let’s examine an even shorter history of the phone, and one specific phone, the iPhone. Released in 2007, it has undergone six re-releases, but only three re-designs.

iPhones
iPhones
As you can see, the original iPhone was redesigned into the iPhone 3G model, which was then redesigned into the iPhone 4 model. I firmly believe that Apple will redesign the iPhone again into a completely new model, but we aren’t there yet. Apple designs, and then refines. It takes a few years, but each increment gets better, gets smaller, gets stronger until the design is pushed as far as it can go, and then it is made new. Believe it or not, that is how the design for everything works: televisions, cars, refrigerators, toasters, vacuum cleaners, etc ad nauseum. That is why most four door sedans and most TVs look so much alike. The design is set, and then reworked. Every so often a new, stunning model is put on the market, and then everything looks like that and then is refined as far as it can go. The crafting process is one of innovation and incrementation. And then comes variety and artistry, but only once the most basic design is crafted to perfection.

No, the iPhone 5 is not a massive step forward in innovation. Yes, the iPhone 5 is a massive step forward in innovation. It depends on what you are expecting, and what you are looking for. Apple leads the world, of that there is no doubt. As the recent Samsung trial proved, before the iPhone phones looked and acted a certain way, after the iPhone, all of that changed, just like before the touch tone phone, most phones were rotary phones, but then those buttons changed the telecommunications world forever.

Innovation is a long, tedious progress, and in crafting the iPhone 5, Apple has moved the entire process forward another huge step, and make no mistake, they will again, but they have to earn the right, and they have to make the journey: there are no short cuts. And, when you think about it, five years is a damned short time to go from the original iPhone to the iPhone 5. Apple is moving at breakneck speed. Just give ’em a bit more time, and the wow will come.

Pop Culture ID

I am from a galaxy far, far away: wistful sunsets and lifeless ice cubes. I am from the Final Frontier: the SS Botany Bay and the HMS Bounty. I am from Tatooine, Vulcan, Cloud City, and the Alpha Quadrant. I’m a doctor, not a scruffy nerd-hearder.

I am from the great divide, Eureka Creek and the Five Mile: brumbies, stagecoaches, and bullwhips. I am from extended families, mountain men and their horses. The stew had turnips in it, and taters in it, and rabbits in it; well, I don’t always eat wallaby, son!

I am from the sewers of New York City: cowabunga, pizza, and turtle ninjas. I am Donatello and Michelangelo. I am from Xavier’s school for the gifted: playing cards, trench coats, and bo staff Cajun gambits. Sacre bleu!

I am from Cleveland, Jacob’s Field and the comeback kids. I am from elation, heartbreak, and all the old familiar losses. I am from the sandlot, Babe Ruth, and legends that never die. Bury my heart at Pro Player Stadium.

I am from Serenity Valley, the black and browncoats. This is a fertile land and we will call it “this land” and you cannot take the sky from me. I am from the signal that cannot be stopped, and a preacher called Book. I aim to misbehave.

I am from Sunnydale High: the life, love, and hell of high school. I am from the Powers That Be, Pylea, and the dimensions of hell. The world is doomed, but I want the dragon: I’ve never fought one before. All that matters is the fight and the soul within that yearns to be human again.

I am from the Internet, where One Must Fall and the earth is scorched. I am from the Bean-With-Bacon-Megarocket, WinAmp, Kazaa and shareware. I am from floppy disks, up-dialing, and AOL. I am from Steve Jobs, the iPod, iTunes, and iBook G4s back when tigers roared. And one more thing…

I am from Billund’s little yellow men: studs that construct worlds from the ether of imagination. I am from the baseplate, the brick, and the bi-plane. Build me up, tear me down, make me new again.

FedEx iPad Line

First you get the “transcript” and then the genesis of the idea.

One week ago….

7 March 2012
@PhilRedbeard
Love the new iPad. Got mine on order. Finally sold my old one. Can’t wait for that Retina Display goodness.

8 March 2012
@PhilRedbeard
Spending a final am with my iPad 2. Have to ship it today to pay for my iPad 3. Can I survive 8 days? I dunno, man. Feelin’ twitchy already.

13 March 2012
@PhilRedbeard
I cannot fucking wait for my new iPad. I love the iPhone, but this tiny screen is sending me over the edge. Last time I presell, guaranteed.

14 March 2012
@PhilRedbeard
Two more days. Using my wife’s MacBook Pro. Gosh, I forgot how large and cumbersome laptops were. iPad still waiting in Nashville. #ticktock

15 March 2012
@PhilRedbeard
After sitting in Nashville for the longest time, my iPad is finally moving. In Memphis as of this morning. Will be here tomorrow. #Cantwait.

And then, on 16 March 2012 (iPad Launch Day)…

0800
@PhilRedbeard
@tuaw I’m in the FedEx line this morning. No idea how many in line before me, but expecting delivery around 1125. #iPadLine.

0900
@PhilRedbeard
iPad arrived in WI @ 0700 & by 0745 was “On Vehicle for Delivery”. It’d be cool if Find My iPhone was enabled so I could watch the progress.

@PhilRedbeard
@TUAW The line is moving! iPad is on FedEx vehicle for delivery People are cheering, drivers are sipping coffee; the atmosphere is electric!

@PhilRedbeard
The FedEx line has slowed down. Reports indicate that a few drivers have stopped for doughnuts and one got lost. I hear grumbling. #iPadLine

@PhilRedbeard
Someone at the head of the line said a FedEx driver is wearing a UPS uniform. He picked a heck of a day to think different. #iPadLine @tuaw

@PhilRedbeard
I hear cheering ahead of me. Downtown customers have apparently started receiving their iPads. The excitement is mounting. #iPadLine @tuaw.

@PhilRedbeard
The word is the FedEx trucks have run out of Verizon iPads. Bummer if that’s what you ordered. #iPadLine. @TUAW.

@PhilRedbeard
My view of the iPad line. I can just see the FedEx truck a few hours away. Most exciting Friday ever! #iPadLine @TUAW

iPad Line, My View
iPad Line, My View


@PhilRedbeard
There is a white truck! A white truck is approach – never mind. False alarm, it was a furniture truck. Who ordered a sofa? #iPadLine. @TUAW.

@PhilRedbeard
I guess if you have to wait for your iPad to be delivered, you might as well wait on a sofa. Nice weather for it today. #iPadLine @tuaw

@PhilRedbeard
I am hearing loud cheers from an upscale apartment building. Looks like they cleared out five FedEx trucks. Still waiting. #iPadLine. @tuaw.

@Frankguido
@PhilRedbeard a fedex ground truck just sped by my house WTF

@PhilRedbeard
Got a report from up in the line @Frankguido says the FedEx trucks are drag racing to keep up excitement for the back of the #iPadLine @tuaw

@PhilRedbeard
I love meeting wacky people who wait in line for Apple tech. Just met @nicotoroboto in the FedEx line. He’s a little 8 bit. #iPadLine

@PhilRedbeard
Breaking report! Some FedEx trucks are delivering other stuff, like sweaters from Grandma and Android phones. Beware! #iPadLine. @TUAW.

1000
@PhilRedbeard
A FedEx truck just stopped at an assisted living house. iPad hand delivered to a lady w/ a walker. FaceTime with grandkids. #iPadLine @tuaw.

@PhilRedbeard
BOOM!! Blowout! Blowout! Exiting a gated community a FedEx truck had a tire explode! I’m hearing lots of complaining in the #iPadLine @tuaw.

@PhilRedbeard
Garbage truck just arrived. Is that for the Samsung line over there? Seems like it, from the weird singing and dancing. #iPadLine. @TUAW.

@PhilRedbeard
Three and a half hours of waiting now. Every minute closer to delivery. People are sharing their favorite apps to kill time. #iPadLine @tuaw.

@PhilRedbeard
It could be…It might be…Things are getting crazy here. Folks are going wild. #iPadLine. @tuaw.

@PhilRedbeard
YES! FedEx truck has arrived! People are going wild Excitement can’t be contained! Oh the humanity! #iPadLine @tuaw

FedEx Arrival
FedEx Arrival


@attathomeguy
@PhilRedbeard @frankguido @tuaw wish FedEx would show my new iPad is on a truck because I am supposed to get it today

@PhilRedbeard
Can’t forget the people in line behind me. @attathomeguy says some trucks have left w/o iPads. Don’t want to be that driver. #iPadLine @tuaw

@PhilRedbeard
It’s for real! Thanks everyone for hangin out in the FedEx #iPadLine w/ me. It’s been a blast. Have to do this again.

iPad
iPad


@PhilRedbeard
Final #iPadLine tweet for me: I received mine 40 mins ahead of my estimate. Enjoy yours when you get it! Thanks Apple. Thanks @tuaw for RT.

And then, some time later….

1300
@christatak
@TUAW still waiting for FedEx and its killing me

@PhilRedbeard
You may’ve already received your iPad, but remember those still waiting in the FedEx #iPadline like @christatak whose driver called in sick.

And that was it.

Basically this happened because Twitter was there. Also because @TUAW, the official twitter of The Unofficial Apple Weblog over at tuaw.com, encourages Apple fans to tweet their pictures and experiences of waiting in line each and every Apple launch day, which has become a tradition of sorts.

Last year I was in an actual line in my local Apple store for the launch of the iPad 2. It was pretty exciting, I’m not gonna lie, but I didn’t want to sit in the middle of a mall for a few hours this year, so I did what I normally do and pre-ordered. But, sitting at home, alone, watching FedEx update my tracking information was kinda boring while I was seeing lines of people having fun and talking to Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak come across my twitter feed.

Feeling a bit left out, I decided to create an exciting live tweet from the non-existent, yet very real, FedEx iPad Line. Obviously I had to embellish a bit, but I had a bunch of fun, got a few retweets, met two people, and the three and half hour wait went pretty quickly. Subsequently, I think I might make this a reoccurring event. Next up: iPhone (5).

Till then, have a nice Apple experience.